- Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
- Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
- Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
- Obama: Supports gay marriage.
- Obama: Education for all!
- Obama: Universal healthcare!
- Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
- Americans: You're destroying this country.
When I’m trying to diet
Yes! I’m gonna get fit like
Then I see a brownie and I’m like
So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like
But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay
This is me, like every fucking day, of every year, of my life.
(via thehilariousblog)
When someone doesn’t understand your sarcasm, and you just look at them like…
(via flameddevil)
/ba dum ts
Tom, the troller.







